Saturday, December 10, 2016

недавние перлы

За ужином неожиданно изрекает: "мама, сейчас унас дома три саентиста (ученых), а будет четыре!"

Я пытаюсь выяснить, кто разбросал по полу бумажки. Зака философски заявляет: "во всем, во всем, во всем виноват папа".

А вот кусок, который я недавно записала, чтобы сравнить собственных детей. Правда, по-английски:

Differences in their marriage philosophy, at the age of four.
4-year-old Dennis came home one day to inform us that he had a girlfriend. Her name was Tailor and according to Dennis she was cute, clean, and smart. I believed that he could easily judge cuteness and cleanliness, but I was wondering what would be considered smart by a 4 year old boy. Turns out “if you hit her, she hits you back”.  A couple of weeks after the girlfriend statement, Dennis decided that he is ready to get married. He had a plan – they would live in a hotel (he was fascinated by hotels at that time) close to their day care center and we need to move his toys there. When I asked what would they eat, he explained that I would cook as usual and deliver their meals morning and night.

That is the story of Dennis, I think it is easy for you to guess what Zach wants. He wants to marry his mommy! He explained to his dad that it is too bad that they fell in love with the same woman; he’ll just have to find another wife… for his dad. That was the end of discussion. Recently, Zach started thinking about college, he asked me if we have any colleges nearby. Because he wants to marry me and live at home, he can’t go to a college far from home like his brother did.

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